5 things to get you through monday..

1. pretend its thursday

2. organise a hump-day dinner..loving the coles website for ideas atm - 
    http://recipes.coles.com.au 

3. send your friend/BF a freakin' stupid joke 
   (eg. why did the cucumber go out with the prune?..coz he couldn't find a date)
   it could start a stream of sms-type jokes for the remainder of the day, usually ending in  
   a racial/blonde or dirty theme, lets be honest..you can use the good ones as pick up 
   lines - not kidding I have made many friends with the help of a joke..everyone 
   loves a funny kid

4. have a 10 min nap on the toilet to get you through the arvo..don't be like that, we've 
    all done it.

5. wear your favourite party shirt. I always say 'you feel how you look'..if your clothes are 
   crazy fun people will focus on your shirt and won't notice the wkend-related bags  
   around your eyes as much